Nag, nag, nag. Why don't men get Man Benefit for women to give it less of this?

its a rubbish idea and I'll tell you why. are you listening to me? turn that TV down, why havent you put the rubbish out? the kids need new shoes, why cant we afford a holiday this year? You will never get promotion with an attitude like that, did you leave the toilet seat up again, my mother said I should have never married you, when will you learn to wash up, pick up your dirty socks, get off your fat @rse, why are you going down the pub again? when do i get a night out? Dont get drunk, you stink of beer, BO, f@gs another womans perfume...........