Whatever happened to miracles?

Back on the good ol' testament days, one couldn't walk from Nazareth to Bethlehem without stumbling over half a dozen miracles, scattered right and left with abandon by a prodigious 'god'. Now, no miracles. The catholics are going to drag poor ol' John Paul up out of the catacombs and he's just going to lie there in his coffin, dead, dead, dead. A fun and exciting miracle would be if JP jumped out of that coffin, danced the Macarena, and did a half-gainer into the Vatican swimming pool. But, no, there will be thousands of cameras of all different descriptions there, and ol' JP will just lie in his coffin, stinkin'. Maybe with all the cutbacks, miracles got too expensive... Who knows....?